“Along with his divine powers to pop and subsequently grapple, the Maple Messiah shall posses, uh.. the turn. to communicate with whales. Like Aquaman! Yes, Aquaman, and, okay, we’re fair-minded making shit up like that other Bible.” Book of Bieber, Chapter 4, Verse My Moms Says We Can Hold Hands, Girl.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m exactly hurling up while running out the way, but not before softly, gently inserting expensive, sweet Kelly Brook in her preferred non-horribly Photoshopped quality.
See you tomorrow with Most Important People,
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